Sperm were the hot trend at London Fashion Week


Let’s talk about sex, baby! The biggest takeaway from London Fashion Week? Designers across the pond are all horned up.

Take Ashley Williams, who showed in London the day after Valentine’s. She’s known for her campy bejeweled hair clips that spell out sayings like “Anxiety” or “Devil” — but things got even more risque this season.

How risqué you ask? We’re talking a collection full of squiggly, cartoon-like, sperm-printed pieces.

From a fuzzy fleece to a silky skirt to strapless tea-length cocktail dress, there were plenty of stylish swimmers on these designs. Even more explicit was Williams’ penis-covered sweatband — for when you want to let everyone know you have sex on the brain.

A few days later, Christopher Kane — another cheeky Brit who loves to play with XXX material — was inspired by bodily fluids and fetishes.